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Saturday, July 24, 2010

The suckiest vacuum ever

I never imagined I'd be so INTO something like vacuums. I'm as obsessed about having a clean house as I used to be about doing all my running drills. So when we upgraded to our Dyson from a cheap old Bissell a few months ago, I thought I had arrived. It sucked. We filled the canister several times just in the first cleaning. And I loved the other features on it too. But sadly, my poor Dyson was put to shame last week when I was coerced by a good friend into having a Rainbow vacuum presentation at our house. I reallyreally didn't want to do it. I hate sales presentations. Brian hates them even more, and was upset with me for agreeing to it. But our friends had to get ten friends to listen to the presentation so they could earn their Rainbow. So I agreed - just to help them out, and also to get my house well vacuumed for free. Little did I know I'd fall in lust with this contraption:

IwantitIwantitIwantit. Not bad enough to pay the $2200 of course, but enough to blog about how bad I want it. It's just amazing! It has a hundred features and can do absolutely everything you'd ever want, short of creating world peace. If you haven't tried it - DON'T. It's like those dang Twilight books & movies - you get sucked in and want more (get it - I'm being all witty with the heteronym SUCK, and I think I'm really cool for doing it). *sigh* So until someday when Brian is CEO of Enterprise and we're making bazillions and I can buy this dream machine, I'll be satisfied with our overpriced Dyson and it's lame attempt at sucking.

5 comments:

Debbie said...: did my last comment on the rainbow come?; July 27, 2010 at 9:57 PM
Ash said...: lol, we had a presentation too. I also totally love it, but the price (on the wallet or the cost of friendships) wasn't worth it. Jason's family almost all have them and earned them (aka FREE), but I couldn't risk it.; July 27, 2010 at 10:40 PM
Sally Jackson said...: Chelsea--I have a thing for vacuums, too, and dream of the day we can afford some super-powerful bling-bling vacuum like this. You are not alone.; July 28, 2010 at 6:42 PM
Melissa said...: Wow...sounds like a pretty sweet vacuum. We recently bought a Dyson and I totally love it! I better not go to one of these shows. :); July 29, 2010 at 1:24 PM
Unknown said...: My friend has a rainbow and I agree with you. They tend to put all other vacuums to shame. I am sad that you bought a dyson and don't care for it. I have been trying to talk my husband into upgrading our 1970's vacuum to a dyson. Now, maybe I'll stop.; July 30, 2010 at 7:14 AM

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"The Lord knows our bearing capacity, both as to coping and to comprehending, and He will not give us more to bear than we can manage at the moment, though to us it may seem otherwise. Just as no temptations will come to us from which we cannot escape or which we cannot bear, we will not be given more trials than we can sustain."
- Neal A. Maxwell

"It is a fundamental truth that the responsibilities of motherhood cannot be successfully delegated. No, not to day-care centers, not to schools, not to nurseries, not to babysitters. We become enamored with men's theories such as the idea of preschool training outside the home for young children. Not only does this put added pressure on the budget, but it places young children in an environment away from mother's influence."
-Ezra Taft Benson

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-Thomas S. Monson

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"We hold in our arms the rising generation. They come to this earth with important responsibilities and great spiritual capacities. We cannot be casual in how we prepare them. Our challenge as parents and teachers is not to create a spiritual core in their souls but rather to fan the flame of their spiritual core already aglow with the fire of their premortal faith."
-Neil L. Andersen

"Certainly there are times when getting the family together to read the scriptures does not stack up as a spiritual experience worthy of a journal entry. But we must not be deterred. There are special times when the spirit of a son or daughter is just right and the power of these great scriptures goes down into their heart like fire. As we honor our Heavenly Father in our homes, He will honor our efforts."
-Neil L. Andersen

President Hinckley admonished both men and women to be nurturers. He said, ‘How much more beautiful would be the society in which we live if every father . . . and . . . mother regarded [their] children . . . as gifts from the God of heaven . . . and brought them up with true affection in the wisdom and admonition of the Lord.’ ”
-Susan W. Tanner

"Children are like trees. When they are young, their lives can be shaped and directed, usually with ever so little effort. Said the writer of Proverbs, 'Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it' (22:6). That training finds its roots in the home. There will be little of help from other sources. Do not depend on government to help in this darkening situation. Barbara Bush, wife of former U.S. president George Bush, spoke wisely: 'Your success as a family, our success as society, depends not on what happens at the White House, but on what happens inside your house.' "
-Gordon B. Hinckley

“I give counsel to husbands and wives. Pray for the love which allows you to see the good in your companion. Pray for the love that makes weaknesses and mistakes seem small. Pray for the love to make your companion’s joy your own. Pray for the love to want to lessen the load and soften the sorrows of your companion.”
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Saturday, July 24, 2010

The suckiest vacuum ever

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