Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Out of Brianna's Mouth Lately

"I think Courtney will be grrrrrreat when she grows up."
"Some people with brown eyes are NOT our friends."
"I tried to fall asleep but I couldn't stop thinking about you rubbing my back. You need to do that."
"You're doing well, Kid.  You're doing well."   [to Courtney, in a voice like Shrek saying "That'll do, donkey. That'll do.]
"We'll call me, Brianna The Great! We'll call Courtney, Courtney The StopSign!"
"Mom, do you wish you had baby named Jesus too?
"Do you know why frozen bananas taste so good? Cuz they're called CHELSEAS!"
"Hey, check out this move" [strikes a pose with one leg in the air and hands spread out]
"Would you like to put on a movie for me, then sit by me and hug me the whole time we watch it?"
"I never dream about anyone in our family, except for just you mom!"
"YOGURT and DATES?!?!! That's ALL you could THINK of to OFFER me for snacktime?!!  Ugh!"
"I don't wanna be a Grandma!!"
"Does Jesus like silly putty?"
"Some people do Hanukkah and Kwanzaa, not Christmas. I guess they don't know about Jesus."
"Courtney is so gentle. She'd never feed me to anybody."

2 comments:

Megan Smith said...

funny

Sally Jackson said...

I always love these. She is one funny kiddo